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Leaked bits from GTA VI (close to NWS) - there you go, GTA VI will look this way:

 

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:D :D :D

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I no longer have problems with road rage. You may not have known I had issues with road rage. However, since I picked up my new bike people no longer seem to cut me off any more. Maybe I have mellowed...

 

Just wanted to let you know I'm over all of that now.

 

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end of road rage

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Hoping this guy will run for Parliament.

He is laid back, looks intelligent and appears to have what most current politicians lack.

 

 

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes".

The little girl screams to her brother,"Don't eat it, it's an arsehole!"

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Subject: What's the nail for ?

 

A blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. One

morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer says to his wife

 

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our

cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the

barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?

 

 

 

So then the farmer leaves for the fields.

 

 

After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

 

 

 

 

She takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of

cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the

one...right here."

 

 

 

 

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be

another ditzy blonde, the man asks,

 

 

 

 

"Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

 

 

 

"That's simple; by the nail over its stall",

she explains very confidently.

 

 

 

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

 

 

 

 

She turns and starts to walk away and with complete

confidence, says

over her shoulder, ......

 

 

"I assume it's to hang your trousers"

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