That's pretty sad, I just recognised myself in the cartoon

Hey Chris, can you please tell me how accurate this image represents your current situation?

 

WTF this puzzle must be a hoax, neither M.Beier not T_M are listed

 

I can help u solve my situation since I'm the glorified receptionist I'm running second last, we all know massman is last obviously

You forgot one though.

 

Ah that "M." stands for muscles then

You're rough Jonas But I admit it's quite resembling... (metaphorically speeking ^^)

You're rough Jonas But I admit it's quite resembling... (metaphorically speeking ^^)

 

Rough is fun.

Kinky!