e-mail to Asus:
Dear Mr. xxxx,
I regret to annonce you that unfortunately I may not be able to return the samples of latest Asus ROG laptop you just send me in - let's say - working conditions.
As you may know (I guess I informed you before you sent me the sample so you were aware of that) that we at Ocaholic were from now on going to do crash tests on laptops.
And you know... My office is in a building, a big building (12 stairs). Things happen, it's life you know, the windows was open...
Anyway for the crash test we drop it from the top of the building to the ground and unfortunately for the first test/run I forgot to record the time (from t0 (top of the building) to tx (ground)).
So I had to bench it one more time. Unfotunately something else happened and the laptop did hit a recylcle bin. Which is not the ground so it has altered the testing conditions. And at Ocaholic we have very strict testing conditions and everything has to be 100 % perfect, that's why we did the test a third time.
(editor's note: Damn this elevator is soo slow).
Anyway everything went perfect during the third test. Fortunately because we ran out of samples as you sent us only 3 samples.
But my point is if you are able to send us a new sample. Because you may know that I have a lot of work and I am busy all day long so sometimes I miss something. And I forgot to test it before doing crash testing.
After what happened I will understand that you may not want to send us a new sample anyway it's free to ask. So can you please kindly provide us with a new sample so we can continue our testing.
PS: btw all three sampls failed the crash test.
PS2: Some screws may be missing.
Kind Regards
Christian Ney
Ocaholic Editorial