SoF Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 (edited) Overclocker's language: I have a good all day CPU for sale! Means: Clocks like sh1t under LN2! Overclocker's language: Doesn't like voltage that much. Means: Killed another IB at 1.9V Overclocker's language: Good chip on air and water. Means: F(l)ucking CB/B on LN2 Marketing's language: Marketing's language: IB WR broken by mfc XYZ! Means: Here are some backups from last year ES -.- Marketing's language: DDR2600+ Z77 motherboard!!! Means: Go find yourself a chip with a nice IMC to show people that board actually works there. Edited June 25, 2012 by SoF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Ney Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I see where this is going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENiEBEN Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Why not memefied? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin0822 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 From what I have picked up about marketing language: Power user = overclocker/enthusiast Overclocker = Only LN2 overclockers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apfelkuchen Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Gamer = 12 year old overclocker state of the art = OEM-shit premium graphics = outdated, re-labeled low end trash from previous generations future proof = needs BIOS-update to work with todays stuff, may have limited support for new stuff exciting new design = we changes the colour of the heatpipes and heatsinks voltage tweak, 50% more V = we already editied the BIOS for you and saved you 3 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just_nuke_em Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Overvolting supported by MSI Afterburner = MSI: "we doesn't support overclocking" ^true story, had a rep tell me that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Beier Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Marketing's language: DDR2600+ Z77 motherboard!!! Means: Go find yourself a chip with a nice IMC to show people that board actually works there. I've had a couple of boards, that could not do it despite that label it more translates into someone once did it before we had final revision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
der8auer Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Gamer = 12 year old overclockerstate of the art = OEM-shit premium graphics = outdated, re-labeled low end trash from previous generations future proof = needs BIOS-update to work with todays stuff, may have limited support for new stuff exciting new design = we changes the colour of the heatpipes and heatsinks voltage tweak, 50% more V = we already editied the BIOS for you and saved you 3 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K404 Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) "Industry first" = we'll make the fail product, everyone else will learn from our mistake and make something much better "New and improved" = don't even understand our own marketing, so hedged our bets on buzzwords "Class leading" = niche of an esoteric of an esoteric of a niche of an esoteric niche. "Ultimate" = We'll charge a mega premium for this, then tweak it slightly and gouge you again with the same marketing word "xxxxMHz CPU-Z" = best chance I have of making this component look appealing for sale Edited June 26, 2012 by K404 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crew Vivi Posted June 28, 2012 Crew Share Posted June 28, 2012 dera8uer LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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