Christian Ney Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 e-mail to Asus: Dear Mr. xxxx, I regret to annonce you that unfortunately I may not be able to return the samples of latest Asus ROG laptop you just send me in - let's say - working conditions. As you may know (I guess I informed you before you sent me the sample so you were aware of that) that we at Ocaholic were from now on going to do crash tests on laptops. And you know... My office is in a building, a big building (12 stairs). Things happen, it's life you know, the windows was open... Anyway for the crash test we drop it from the top of the building to the ground and unfortunately for the first test/run I forgot to record the time (from t0 (top of the building) to tx (ground)). So I had to bench it one more time. Unfotunately something else happened and the laptop did hit a recylcle bin. Which is not the ground so it has altered the testing conditions. And at Ocaholic we have very strict testing conditions and everything has to be 100 % perfect, that's why we did the test a third time. (editor's note: Damn this elevator is soo slow). Anyway everything went perfect during the third test. Fortunately because we ran out of samples as you sent us only 3 samples. But my point is if you are able to send us a new sample. Because you may know that I have a lot of work and I am busy all day long so sometimes I miss something. And I forgot to test it before doing crash testing. After what happened I will understand that you may not want to send us a new sample anyway it's free to ask. So can you please kindly provide us with a new sample so we can continue our testing. PS: btw all three sampls failed the crash test. PS2: Some screws may be missing. Kind Regards Christian Ney Ocaholic Editorial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Ney Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) As I said Edited May 12, 2012 by Christian Ney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
der8auer Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Ney Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 Trying to fix it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjc Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crew Turrican Posted May 12, 2012 Crew Share Posted May 12, 2012 loool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Beier Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 lol, so, you put it to good use! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreYang Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 no pot? fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Ney Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 Pot is not far But useless you can't overclock this ROG laptop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin0822 Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 You should also be thorough and do splash tests to see if they are water resistant, maybe a quick drop in a pool. As well as EMI tests where you MRI the laptop. You should also consider Ln2 testing where you submerge the laptop in a bucket of LN2 and then bring it out and let it rest for 30minutes and test it to see if it functions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Ney Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 tried the LN2 part with my iphone, he didn't like and the screenglass broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenchZowner Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Nice one or two... or three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin0822 Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 nice haha, so sad well now to test the LCD on the laptop, can it take extreme cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knopflerbruce Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Heeeey, either i got this meme wrong or you abused "good guy greg"! This sounds more like insanity wolf:D C'mon man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crew Turrican Posted May 13, 2012 Crew Share Posted May 13, 2012 haha chris. i also like to have a "backhendl" now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin0822 Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 hendl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crew Leeghoofd Posted May 13, 2012 Crew Share Posted May 13, 2012 Now that's a throrough review method.. ROG worthy !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massman Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 This is a Hendle: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendl) Not sure how to 'hendle with care' though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoF Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) Christian Ney's 4 steps of review procedure 1. Always deliver hardware to him via Personal Express 2. ALWAYS deliver Mainboards in right position or he might RMA it due to not finding socket and RAM-slots on the first look (crash test included). 3. Be aware you will get back the samples broken ^^ 4. Chances of a bad day after recieving back your sample(s) are high - so make sure to have an umbrella with you that day Edited May 14, 2012 by SoF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin0822 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 that i wish you could make that into a meme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Ney Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) Christian N. : Morning Marc rewarder : morning Christian N. : Can I disassembly it ? rewarder : yes sure Christian N. : Okay going downstairs then cu later rewarder : wait why ? rewarder : What are you going to disassembly ? rewarder : I thought you were talking about the test system rewarder : Oh my god ... rewarder is now offline He didn't manage to arrive at the office in time. @ Asus, for my defense my boss said yes to do so. PS: can you please send me the manual to assembly it back ? Edited May 14, 2012 by Christian Ney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rewarder Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Quite not how the conversation really went ... but yeah Funny it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massman Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Quite not how the conversation really went ... but yeah Funny it is Oh. Did it include a "Christian, you're fired" too ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rewarder Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Oh. Did it include a "Christian, you're fired" too ? Nono I'm stupid but not that stupid This was the actual conversation [11:06:22] Christian Ney: green light to disassembly it ?[11:06:26] Christian Ney: (devil) [11:06:39] ocarewarder: ? [11:07:47] Christian Ney: the laptop [11:07:48] Christian Ney: [11:07:53] ocarewarder: ah [11:08:04] ocarewarder: yeah. [11:08:07] Christian Ney: sweet [11:08:08] Christian Ney: brb [11:08:14] Christian Ney: take screwdrivers and hammer [11:08:16] ocarewarder: don't forget to take pics [11:08:31] ocarewarder: no window? boring ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokiealumnus Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'll give you a free dollar if you can get that back together and functioning without a manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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